January 2009
37 posts
best of luck to bianca!
i hope u find yo shit girl. i know what thats like.
i just heard that kelly clarkson song...
WTF? ITS AWFUL!!!!! she needs to GTFO with that shit , pronto.
its called “my life would suck without you”
BARF.
i liked her when she got fat and nobody wanted to listen to her music.
dont be a grubby handed motherfucka at a party you...
C: yea this city is way too small when it comes to evreyone knowing each other and talking shit
C: i run into this little negro every holiday/bday party ect i go to
C: cause we have mutual friends
C: im like threw a bday party for my friend ebony and he shows up
C: nigga you wasnt invited
C: eating up the bday cake and drinking the bday liquor
ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
ME: OMG
C: i was two seconds from snatching it out his hand
C: lol im usually the calm and rationale one but every now and then i snap lol
cause i keep too much shit bottled up
C: i really wanted to be like fuck you, you cant have no cake. but i didnt lol
ME: u gotta let the crazy out sometimes
ME: like britney says
ME: "I GOT YO CRAZY"
C: lol word
“Well I never kept a dollar past sunset,
It always burned a hole in my pants....”
– Happy- Rolling Stones
my favorite keith richards composition
cause when ur sleepin, there's no lonely times,...
t: Im thinking about getting a stripping gig at a white mans club
flat ass and breasticles
im a white mans dream right now
me: LMAOLMAOLMAO
t: and i get an excuse to wear exquisite lucite heels for a living
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
u could be the next shauna sand
t: i want to be!
hahaha
me: U SHOULD
t: "Shawquetta Sands"
creativity spawns g-ennn-ous
ben: im writing a movie
and the opening line
is
me: although i almost typed "tits"
i dont thnk he as has to wear tits
ben: "i'm gonna give you an abortion with my dick"
me: LMAOOOO
me: WHAT THE MOVIE GONNA BE CALLED
ben: i dont know yet. thats all i have so far
me: i think u should have kevin spacey play a know it all janitor
ben: hah
me: and you can have keith sweat do the soundtrack
with jack white
ben: more like jack black
UGH
LATE NIGHT "GOTHING"
B: dude you ARE a fiend on the blogging
me: HAHAH
me: cause its late and i keep finding things that are killing me
me: i just goodled "mexican goth kids" and im laughing so hard
me: my roomie is about to murder my ass
B: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
fresh prince is still relevant...in 2009
buko: hahaha fresh prince is so funny
me: LOL random
buko: uncle fil might have dunlap syndrome
buko: what's that?
buko: his belly done lapped over his belt
buko: hahghahghahahg
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: fucking love it
buko: so wild
i feel like a fucking toddler...
trying to work this tumblr shit. how in the fuck did i think i was gonna get it- i dont even put the goddamn “e” in tumblr to being with? its a fucking typo!!
im going to stare at scary joaquin and wait for the voices to go away…
me n b having naughty fun times on the internal...
Sean: we have some pretty funny convos
Bianca: i know
Bianca: ha what about the [redacted] ones
LOL
Sean: we'd have to change his name
Bianca: snowfalter
Sean: LMAO
WHOANAUGHTER
Bianca: i'm cracking myself up
whoanaughter
i like it
Sean: slowfalter
thats a fun name to fuck with
Bianca: grohaughter
Sean: HAHA
moslaughter
Bianca: oh wait we're losing the L
Sean: fauxmalter
the definition of "sordid"...
1: marked by baseness or grossness : vile <sordid motives>
2 a: dirty , filthy b: wretched , squalid
3: meanly avaricious : covetous
4: of a dull or muddy color
…on my best day, i’m ALL these things.
fuckin’ TwIzZlAs baby